The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical
The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical
San Antonio
The musical comedy that celebrates your favorite holiday movies.
General sale Fri, Jun 26, 2026 at 10:00 AM CT
The musical comedy that celebrates your favorite holiday movies.
The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical tells the story of Holly, an overworked Big City executive who returns to her quirky small hometown to save Christmas! Along the way, Holly juggles an old flame, a looming corporate merger, a cookie contest conspiracy and a moose on the loose!
Packed with your favorite holiday movie tropes and original pop songs such as, Judge That Cookie and It Feels Like Christmas (Because It Is Literally Christmas), the show offers a hilarious twist on the classic holiday movies you already know and love.
Good to know
6:30 PM
Bags larger than 12” x 6” x 12” and all backpacks are not allowed. Diaper and medical bags are permitted. Prohibited bags cannot be stored.
Terms & conditions apply to this performance.
Plan your visit
Charline McCombs Empire Theatre
226 N St Mary's St, San Antonio, 78205, United States
Visit the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre for unforgettable live shows, plus enjoy convenient on-site food and drink. Located near the River Walk and top San Antonio landmarks.
Accessibility
We believe that the joy of live performances should be accessible to all, and we're committed to removing barriers so everyone can enjoy entertainment in a comfortable, inclusive, and welcoming environment.
This venue provides:
Step free access and wheelchairs
Accessible toilets
Services for D/deaf and hard of hearing audiences
See the venue page for detailed information about all the accessibility arrangements available.